If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Randomize
