yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
woke up with the bag of wine duct taped to my shoulder.
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
He shaved off his eyebrows. This is not my life.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
She just kept roaring and saying Katy Perry had nothing on her. Wtf did she take?
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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