Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
I just want to see you and express my feelings in a drunken manner, but in a sweet way like my english accent.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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