Just saw a midget shotgun a coors light
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Every concussion has its silver lining
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
I accidentally sent a snap of my puss with the Republican filter... Totally killed his boner
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
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