I wanna bring you to show and tell
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
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