I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
I'm a little upset you wasted 3 beers on your wet tee shirt contest.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Do not, I repeat, DO NOT uncuff him no matter how much he begs. He knows what he did.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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