we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
Dude..TWLOHA day. gonna write LOVE on my arms before going to the bar tonight. its like a pussy guarantee.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
it's like i need an invisible sign across my boobs that says "DOESN'T HAVE DADDY ISSUES" that only old men can see
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
we can't get the sharpie off the toilet seat from where you pressed your forearm with THUG LIFE written on it while you puked until 3 last night
Well he just said "there's glass on the floor and it's okay I'm only bleeding out of my esophagus" so yes he's tripping
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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