he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
It's def pee. WHY DO I PEE ON THINGS WHEN I DRINK TEQUILA
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
I was just at the gas station and happened to look left and see a girl blowing some guy. How was your night?
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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