His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
I woke up in a strange bathroom. Was I blonde when you left me last night?
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
I'm sorry for what I said when I was orgasming
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