'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
How did you get so drunk?
Alcohol.
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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