Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I'm at the gym. I've taken enough caffeine to feel inspired to be a low budget instagram fitness model. I totally forgot my push up bra though
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
Randomize
