so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
The first guy I ever sexted is having a baby.. Is this what adulthood feels like?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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