how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
I'm shrooming way too hard to deal with your bullshit at this particular point in time
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
I went to my AA meeting last night. My drug dealer is now my counselor.
I showered three hours ago and yet feel the need for another one already. This is my day.
I'm always down for nudity.
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