Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
You said that "grilled cheese was much to complex" and started to throw the buttered bread at the wall while eating all the cheese.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
Just so u know, "come here buckey" has no effect on ur cat, but "hey fucker you wanna get high or what?" will cause him to run from the other room knocking shit over. We smoked outta the gravity bong, then he went and ate.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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