Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
But you know it's love when you find brass knuckles in the same box he keeps his Naruto action figures.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
Well, I can't remember Thursday and my left ass cheek hurts like hell, I'm guessing Mike's bachelor party was a success.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Which emoticons convey sympathy for sleeping with someones bf ??
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
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