i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
I say that when we get our grades back we're making a drinking game out of it.
We are two peas in an std pod
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Serious question: Should I volunteer to get tazered? My instincts say no but my wild side says yes.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
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