I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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