she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
You refused to get in the cab so we rock paper scissored to decide who walked you home and the fat guy was it. So don't blame your poor hook-up choice on me; it was all you.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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