I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
No. Dude. I didn't knoe it eas floibg to move. It's slepprru ixuy!
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Pinterest knows I’m getting divorced
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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