Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I told my fuck buddy that I wanted one of his arms to take home with me to hold onto in bed and he was hurt that I didn't want to bring him, like as a person, home to my family. I feel like you and only you could appreciate this.
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
2017 is my year to realize stuff. Move over Kylie Jenner
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
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