Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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