where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
It's just you. You wear the fuck me fedora and wear baller shorts, hollywood hippie who thinks she is shakira when she's drunk.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
I just sprawled out on my bedroom floor and cried while shoveling chocolate into my mouth.. I should not have Bacardi at home
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I'm just now starting to feel better... I remembered sleeping on the floor. I was peeing and saw his rug and it looked so comfy
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
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