mrs. f**** your sons in jail, if you can help with bail please respond, if not please dont tell him i told you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
throwing up in the shower isnt as glamorous as i expected
since when the fuck is that glamorous?
He passed out. Woke up long enough to declare himself "the sauce boss" and then bit me in the face.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
NATIONAL GIVE A BOSTON COP A BLOW JOB BITCH ROAD TRIP NOW
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I don't give a fuck that he's gay and keeps hitting on me. Free cocaine is free cocaine bro
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I described my life as a 7 layer cake of death
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
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