Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I looked at my own cervix.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
