are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Either my apartment is haunted or I'm far more drunk than I thought
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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