I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
The fact that I made out with a twenty one year old father is kind of worrying me now. Like. This is exactly what I wasn't supposed to do in life.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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