found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Tornado booty call.. dedication
It is. We should just be drunk all the time forever everything is like just 90% more perfect
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
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