3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
can your parents tell?
i just had a cookie in one hand and a phone in the other and tried to eat my phone...they know
This gyro tastes like lonliness
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
HOW MANY BOYS NOT ONLY APPROVE OF YOUR PLAN TO BECOME POCAHONTAS, BUT WANT TO MAKE SURE YOU DO IT RIGHT? One, the answer is one, and he is the best and if anyone ever tries to steal him I can assure you they will never be heard from again
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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