Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I'm watching Terminator eating a jar of marshmallow fluff. Trust me, you are not fat.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
Brought 2 entire pizzas with to the bar, everyone loves us
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
Idk but when you think about it the last time I did bottomless mimosas I ended up getting my nipples pierced so it might be fair
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