i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
Orientation leader success, day 1: incoming freshman just ate out his first sorority girl. I gave him a 7/10.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
But we have bathrooms and they dont
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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