I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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