and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
Throwing up in the car while my mom drives, sister holds the bag & my dad holds my hair. This is how my family bonds.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
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