Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
Andrew is trying to convince me that i took your virginity. Please tell me he is lying.
define virginity.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
I wanted to get all my legit stuff out, but then I decided I didn't trust drunk me with my own things
Good decision.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
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