I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
oh god I've lost the ability to distinguish between 'star trek' and 'the future'
Dude, we got to the strip club as they were closing, and you starting crying because, and I quote, "This is the closest to birthday sex I'm gonna get."
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
You told me I got kicked out of the bar for lipping off to the bouncers... what shocked me the most was that I made it to the bar
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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