Any time before 12:00pm. Can go fuck itself.
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Hey! Welcome back! How was the bachelorette in Vegas?
A safari of penis I hurt to the core
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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