weddingsv make me drug and hornr
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
In a world where you don't want your phone to pocket dial your parents at 2 in the morning while you're running around Florida shitfaced, Droid does.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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