This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
Spent 20mins wondering why my roommate wouldn't answer after we were pounding on the door.....Def went to the wrong building.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
I think we need to stage an Intervention. Her Instagram is a call for help.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
isnt it crazy how for years we were living our owns lives, and now only a wall seperates us?
stop. eating. my. shrooms.
Randomize
