ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I just noticed that when I sneeze...my nipples get hard.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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