Porn is love you can see.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I cockslap morals
I hope you're ready because I look like an elf on crack had a baby in the medieval era and that baby grew up to be a whore
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Because its Monday... And I'm determined to just be drunk for the rest of the semester
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
Hey this is your roommate. You know the one that let you have sex with her while you called out your exs name and cried?
I have no recollection of that. You must have the wrong number. P.s. your thongs still on the ceiling fan.
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