Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
I feel like if I were on Intervention, I would have to be a season finale.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
I stole an ensure out of their fridge and started chugging it. That was when Maria made me leave.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Somehow he made it really romantic
He came on your tits... That doesn't scream romance to me.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
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