so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
im just glad that if you were going to have awkward hospital sex, you would want it with me
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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