We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
You tried to get the stranger on the sea bus to give you a bite of his chicken sub by repeating over and over "im in a girl band"
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
There comes a time where you just have to sit back and watch the drunken idiots pee on each other
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
In fairness you've introduced me to a lot of people I've only met once, for like 5 seconds, while drunk
Randomize
