As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
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