the new term for farting is butt boxing.
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
But he's super into Jesus and I'm the devil. So we weren't meant to be
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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