I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Called the cops on a high school party then went in after all the kids ran away and took the rest of the beer. What are you doing tonight?
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
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