That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
I never thought I would say the free bottle of grey goose was the problem but it was
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
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There is no amount of alcohol that can make me forget I had a Jimmy Kimmel sex dream
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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