Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
I justified spending $400 stocking my bar to my sister by saying it was an investment
Personally I think it's a tremendous investment
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
That's like.....u just dangled a sex carrot in front of me then took it away!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
I think I offered a man a blowjob for his power ranger suite last night...
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