just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Was cussing out our DD when one of the strippers takes him backstage. WTF
They call him magic hands is all I know.
Somethings are best left a mystery
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