So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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