Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
It's that time of the week again where I begin to ponder life's great questions like, "What will my pathetic excuse for a future look like?" and "Why tacos?"
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just think his face would be more attractiveif it was framed by my thighs
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Let the clothes fall where they may.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
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