I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
I told her to not worry about it. Lone Star is an excellent first trimester beer.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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