Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Vaguely remember? You pushed George and two other fellas out the way to hug me, screamed gandalf before chugging your beer and smashing the bottle on the floor. I lolled.
you started petting my head and said "there there, majestical unicorn. it won't be long before we get you back to neverland."
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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